The first coaches taking migrants out of the overcrowded immigration centre in Kent where conditions have been described as inhumane have set off, as Government ministers made the startling warning that 50,000 people are expected to cross the Channel this year. Dozens of coaches with heavily tinted windows have taken migrants at a former RAFContinue reading “Escape From Manston”
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Deliveroo-Style Same-Day Contraception Could Be Offered On The NHS By BIKE
MPs have backed calls for the NHS to provide a same-day delivery service for the morning-after pill after a Deliveroo-style pilot was trialled with students during the fresher’s week in Manchester. The trial, which was the first of its kind in the United Kingdom, delivered emergency contraception to women using a bike courier hours afterContinue reading “Deliveroo-Style Same-Day Contraception Could Be Offered On The NHS By BIKE”
Tomorrow, Rishi Sunak Will Have An Audience With King Charles At Buckingham Palace
After a breathless few days of Tory manoeuvring, Rishi Sunak has been confirmed as the United Kingdom’s next Prime Minister. Boris Johnson pulled out of the race last night despite claiming he had 100 nominations from MPs required to run. Penny Mordaunt was the only other remaining hopeful but the Commons Leader failed to makeContinue reading “Tomorrow, Rishi Sunak Will Have An Audience With King Charles At Buckingham Palace”
Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying
The Tories hit a new low today as Boris Johnson was accused of lying in the undignified race for No 10. As he flew back from his holiday in a frantic bid to muster support, Labour’s Sir Keir Starmer offered ‘serious, credible change’, saying that the Tories were unable to govern themselves. Boris Johnson claimsContinue reading “Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying”
A ‘Churchillian’ Return To No.10 Is In The Works For Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson was reportedly planning an extraordinary political comeback last night as he privately urged Conservative MPs, including his rival and odds-on favourite Rishi Sunak to support him in the race to become Prime Minister following Liz Truss’s humiliating resignation only 44 days into the job. Just weeks after being pushed out, and telling theContinue reading “A ‘Churchillian’ Return To No.10 Is In The Works For Boris Johnson”
PROMISES APLENTY
Well, things aren’t going extremely well in the Government at the moment. Liz Truss is hanging on by her teeth and now there’s a petition going so that Boris Johnson can get back into 10 Downing Street again. The Prime Minister ditched her close ally Kwasi Kwarteng to save her own bacon, and now ConservativeContinue reading “PROMISES APLENTY”
A 45-Year-Old Autistic Man Has Been Held In A Secure Hospital For 21 Years
Tony Hickmott was sectioned in 2001 and moved away from his home in Brighton. The man, who has autism, was held in a secure hospital and treated like an animal. A whistleblower last year said that Tony Hickmott was the loneliest man in the hospital, but after a bruising court battle, he’s now expected toContinue reading “A 45-Year-Old Autistic Man Has Been Held In A Secure Hospital For 21 Years”
Despite The Partygate Scandal, Boris Johnson Is Still Preferred To Keir Starmer As Prime Minister
A poll has revealed that Boris Johnson is still a preferable Prime Minister to Sir Keir Starmer. Boris Johnson, who was dealt a political blow last week when 148 of his MPs voted for a no-confidence motion in him, has seen his popularity eroded since the 2019 election by the Partygate disclosures and the costContinue reading “Despite The Partygate Scandal, Boris Johnson Is Still Preferred To Keir Starmer As Prime Minister”
It’s Not Like He Walked Into A Rave In Ibiza
Boris Johnson’s allies have played down the gravity of his Partygate penalty, with one minister suggesting it was no more serious than a parking ticket. Boris Johnson is expected to make a statement to MPs, with expectations of a full-throated apology for the £50 fix penalty notice he received for violating the lockdown laws. ButContinue reading “It’s Not Like He Walked Into A Rave In Ibiza”
Boris Johnson, Rishi Sunak, And Carrie Will Be Fined For Partygate
Boris Johnson became the first serving Prime Minister in history to be punished for law-breaking as No 10 confirmed he will be fined by the police for attending an illegal Partygate event. Boris Johnson, his wife Carrie and Chancellor Rishi Sunak are among a tranche of 30 more fixed penalty notices dished out by ScotlandContinue reading “Boris Johnson, Rishi Sunak, And Carrie Will Be Fined For Partygate”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 