After a breathless few days of Tory manoeuvring, Rishi Sunak has been confirmed as the United Kingdom’s next Prime Minister. Boris Johnson pulled out of the race last night despite claiming he had 100 nominations from MPs required to run. Penny Mordaunt was the only other remaining hopeful but the Commons Leader failed to makeContinue reading “Tomorrow, Rishi Sunak Will Have An Audience With King Charles At Buckingham Palace”
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The Tory leadership Contest Is Over For Boris Johnson
Ex-Prime Minister Boris Johnson has dropped out of the Tory leadership race and was met with a barrage of memes via social media. Twitter users responded with hilarity at the news, following speculation about whether or not Boris Johnson had acquired the required 100 nominations from fellow Conservative MPs. Only sixty-seven Parliamentarians were known forContinue reading “The Tory leadership Contest Is Over For Boris Johnson”
PROMISES APLENTY
Well, things aren’t going extremely well in the Government at the moment. Liz Truss is hanging on by her teeth and now there’s a petition going so that Boris Johnson can get back into 10 Downing Street again. The Prime Minister ditched her close ally Kwasi Kwarteng to save her own bacon, and now ConservativeContinue reading “PROMISES APLENTY”
As New Chancellor Jeremy Hunt Prepares To Axe MORE Key Planks Of ‘Lame Duck’ Liz Truss’ Economic Policy TODAY, The Pound Surges
Jeremy Hunt will take a wrecking ball to ‘lame duck’ Liz Truss’s economic policies today in a frantic bid to calm the markets, as Torie’s warn she must be gone in days. In an extraordinary 6 am statement, the Treasury said the new Chancellor will announce an overhaul of the catastrophic mini Budget within hoursContinue reading “As New Chancellor Jeremy Hunt Prepares To Axe MORE Key Planks Of ‘Lame Duck’ Liz Truss’ Economic Policy TODAY, The Pound Surges”
American Jews Are Told To Get Their Act Together By Donald Trump
Donald Trump lashed out at the American Jewish people on Sunday morning for not being more appreciative of his administration’s work with Israel. The ex-president claimed he was so popular there that he could be the country’s next prime minister. The message, posted on his Truth Social app, instantly made the rounds on Twitter whereContinue reading “American Jews Are Told To Get Their Act Together By Donald Trump”
Liz Truss Has Seventeen Days To Save Her Job
Mutinous Conservative MPs have given Liz Truss seventeen days to save her job. Tory whips warned she could face a leadership challenge if Kwasi Kwarteng’s economic statement on October 31 fails to end the turbulence in the financial markets, and it was reported that Rishi Sunak and Penny Mordaunt were being lined up on aContinue reading “Liz Truss Has Seventeen Days To Save Her Job”
A Petition Calling For An Early General Election Is Signed By 500,000 People
Almost half a million people have signed a petition demanding an early general election in the wake of Liz Truss’ turbulent time in office. Parliament will now argue the UK government and parliament petition after it passed the 100,000 threshold on September 29, the day Miss Truss pledged to stick by her contentious economic strategy.Continue reading “A Petition Calling For An Early General Election Is Signed By 500,000 People”
This Is The Bizarre Moment Boris Johnson Waffles On About Buying A New KETTLE To Ease The Cost Of Living Crisis
Boris Johnson has been slated on social media after announcing Brits should purchase a new kettle which could save them £10 a year on their soaring energy bills. The outgoing Prime Minister said in his final major policy address that those suffering from the cost of living crisis should spend £20 for a new kettleContinue reading “This Is The Bizarre Moment Boris Johnson Waffles On About Buying A New KETTLE To Ease The Cost Of Living Crisis”
Instead Of Buckingham Palace, The Queen Will Appoint Britain’s Next Prime Minister At Balmoral
Reports indicate that the Queen will appoint the next Prime Minister at Balmoral instead of Buckingham Palace as she continues to battle mobility problems. Boris Johnson has announced he will step down on September 6, when he will formally tender his resignation to Her Majesty. Her Majesty will then invite the winning Tory candidate, eitherContinue reading “Instead Of Buckingham Palace, The Queen Will Appoint Britain’s Next Prime Minister At Balmoral”
Rishi Sunak Builds A Private Pool For Himself
While wealthy Rishi Sunak hopes to take the plunge as our New Prime Minister, it’s revealed that things aren’t going swimmingly for his poor constituents. In fact, it’s a case of him swimming and them sinking, because they’re on the verge of losing their popular public baths which look set to close because of soaringContinue reading “Rishi Sunak Builds A Private Pool For Himself”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 