Boris Johnson has been slated on social media after announcing Brits should purchase a new kettle which could save them £10 a year on their soaring energy bills. The outgoing Prime Minister said in his final major policy address that those suffering from the cost of living crisis should spend £20 for a new kettleContinue reading “This Is The Bizarre Moment Boris Johnson Waffles On About Buying A New KETTLE To Ease The Cost Of Living Crisis”
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As Inflation Ramps Up, Britons’ Pay Plunges At A Record Rate
Britons’ spending capacity is declining at a frightening pace as wages are outstripped by runaway inflation. Regular pay decreased by 3 per cent in real terms in the quarter to June, the most destructive since comparable records started in 2001. Including bonus earnings were down 2.5 per cent. Using the headline CPI inflation rate thatContinue reading “As Inflation Ramps Up, Britons’ Pay Plunges At A Record Rate”
Rishi Sunak Builds A Private Pool For Himself
While wealthy Rishi Sunak hopes to take the plunge as our New Prime Minister, it’s revealed that things aren’t going swimmingly for his poor constituents. In fact, it’s a case of him swimming and them sinking, because they’re on the verge of losing their popular public baths which look set to close because of soaringContinue reading “Rishi Sunak Builds A Private Pool For Himself”
Families Brace For Rising Costs Of Living
Families will encounter a cost of living double whammy with an energy cap increase adding hundreds of pounds to bills alongside a new hike in interest rates. Energy regulator Ofgem is bringing forward what’s expected to be a crippling rise in gas bills for millions of households from Monday to Thursday. The new level willContinue reading “Families Brace For Rising Costs Of Living”
No 10 Insists It’s Not True Boris Johnson Cried
No 10 said that Boris Johnson didn’t cry as he begged Tory MPs to support him and ditch their so-called pork pie plot. A group of 20 Tory MPs elected in 2019 met to discuss how they were going to unseat the Prime Minister. According to stirring rumours, they were planning to send letters toContinue reading “No 10 Insists It’s Not True Boris Johnson Cried”
Sixty-Five Vaccine Passport Rebels Accuse The Government Of Jumping The Gun
Boris Johnson could encounter the biggest revolt of his premiership so far, with 60 Tory MPs said to be planning to vote against the imposition of additional coronavirus criteria. The Prime Minister revealed he would be starting his winter Plan B protocols in a bid to buy the United Kingdom time in the fight againstContinue reading “Sixty-Five Vaccine Passport Rebels Accuse The Government Of Jumping The Gun”
Conservative Fury At Boris Johnson’s Crackdown On MPs’ Outside Earnings
Boris Johnson was facing another brutal day attempting to quell the sleaze crisis with Tories angry about his back of a fag packet crackdown on their outside earnings. The Prime Minister desperately sought to draw a line under the chaos by promising to ban politicians from working as consultants on the side, something that costsContinue reading “Conservative Fury At Boris Johnson’s Crackdown On MPs’ Outside Earnings”
Don’t Make Elderly People Choose Between Heating And Eating
MPs have been asked not to make the elderly choose between heating and eating by suspending the pensions triple lock in a Commons vote. The mechanism ensures the state pension increases by inflation earnings or 2.5 per cent, whichever is highest, but the Chancellor wants to delay the earnings link for a year because lastContinue reading “Don’t Make Elderly People Choose Between Heating And Eating”
Test And Trace, The NHS’s ‘World Beating’ £37.5 Billion Program, Was A Waste Of Taxpayers’ Money
A damaging report by MPs claims that the £37 billion NHS Test and Trace service has been an eye wateringly costly mess. It’s failed to break chains of COVID transmission, prevent lockdowns or allow people to return to a more normal way of life. The organisation, previously led by former TalkTalk boss Baroness Harding, alsoContinue reading “Test And Trace, The NHS’s ‘World Beating’ £37.5 Billion Program, Was A Waste Of Taxpayers’ Money”
Therese Coffey Slammed For Belting Out ‘Time Of My Life’ At A Boozy Conference Karaoke
The Cabinet Minister in charge of Universal Credit was slammed for belting out ‘Time Of My Life’ at a boozy Conservative party conference karaoke bash, hours before cutting payments to six million people. Work and Pensions Secretary Therese Coffey enthusiastically belted out the 1987 power ballad from the movie Dirty Dancing in a duet withContinue reading “Therese Coffey Slammed For Belting Out ‘Time Of My Life’ At A Boozy Conference Karaoke”
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