Boris Johnson doesn’t want to elaborate to the progress that they’re making but he did say that they’re making progress, and he said that what they need to do, so that people need to understand, well, there’s nothing treating the people of the United Kingdom like 6-year-olds, is there? Anyhow, he proceeded to say thatContinue reading “We’re Making Progress For Brexit Deal”
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Boris Johnson Chickens Out Of Own Press Conference
Boris Johnson failed to turn up at his own press conference rather than face clamorous anti-Brexit demonstrators, so Xavier Bettel, the country’s leader, went ahead and talked to the press without the British Prime Minister, standing next to an abandoned podium as he vehemently reprimanded him. And he criticised the UK’s incompetence to proffer freshContinue reading “Boris Johnson Chickens Out Of Own Press Conference”
Brexit: Legal Loophole
Boris Johnson could circumvent a law preventing him from delivering a no-deal Brexit by utilising a major loophole in the legislation because there’s a flaw in the so-called Benn Act which was enacted by parliament earlier this month, that could force MPs opposed to a no-deal to take countermeasures. The loophole means that the primeContinue reading “Brexit: Legal Loophole”
Boris Johnson Branded Tin Pot Dictator
Boris Johnson has been branded a tinpot dictator over a promise to break the law rather than ask for an extension if Britain can’t agree on a deal to leave the EU and Boris Johnson stated that he would sooner die in a ditch than go cap in hand to Brussels, despite MPs passing aContinue reading “Boris Johnson Branded Tin Pot Dictator”
Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying Over £1 Billion
The Prime Minister claimed he was giving £1.8 billion of new money to the NHS, but a leaked letter states £1 billion is set to come either from hospitals’ own funds or projects that were previously approved and on hold, and Labour has accused Boris Johnson of misleading patients over £1 billion of new moneyContinue reading “Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying Over £1 Billion”
If Boris Loses No-Confidence Vote
The Queen is not amused, and she is reportedly troubled at being drawn into the escalating Brexit mess, and if Boris Johnson loses a no-confidence vote and refuses to budge then it will be up to the Palace to determine whether the squatter should be ousted from Downing Street. It smashes the myth that theContinue reading “If Boris Loses No-Confidence Vote”
Smoking To Be Wiped Out In England
Leaked reports have revealed a government drive to wipe out smoking altogether in England by 2030. Tory ministers are poised to reveal the bombshell target in a Green Paper outlining new incentives to kick the habit, with tobacco giants facing a levy to pay for the public health costs of helping people to stop orContinue reading “Smoking To Be Wiped Out In England”
No Deal Preparations
Boris Johnson said, “We’ll be ready”. He said, “The ports will be ready”. No, they won’t, and Europe thinks that Britain is considerably behind in its no-deal preparations, and if you look at what the French have done in Calais, they’ve built a lorry park, and the number-plate recognition software is all up there.Continue reading “No Deal Preparations”
Boris Johnson: I campaigned To Leave The EU
Boris Johnson said it’s about taking back control, and that it doesn’t just apply to Westminster retrieving independence from the EU. It simply means that our cities, counties and towns can become more self-governing. It means people taking more accountability for their own neighbourhoods, and that London and Manchester have expanded partly because they’ve hadContinue reading “Boris Johnson: I campaigned To Leave The EU”
Boris Johnson Confirmed As New Prime Minister
Boris Johnson has been announced as the leader of the Conservative party and the next Prime Minister of Britain, with many believing he will do a lousy job and some believing he will do a great job, he might startle us yet! He might not be liked very much, but if you consider who wasContinue reading “Boris Johnson Confirmed As New Prime Minister”
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