President Donald Trump attacked Meghan Markle from the White House platform after she and Prince Harry videoed a message urging Americans to vote, implying they support Democrat Joe Biden. Donald Trump said that he wasn’t a fan of hers and said that he wished Harry a lot of luck because he was going to needContinue reading “Trump Says He’s Not A Fan Of Meghan Markle”
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Government’s Coronavirus Tracing App Finally Launches
Millions of Britons will be encouraged to download the mobile tracing app which is finally being launched nationwide today, four months late. Health officials hope it will play a vital role in containing the virus at a critical point when cases are on the rise again, but the app is likely to create even moreContinue reading “Government’s Coronavirus Tracing App Finally Launches”
Matt Lucas Imitates A Blundering Boris Johnson
The Great British Bake-off made a political statement as it returned for its 11th season on Tuesday night. Making his show debut, co-host Matt Lucas mimicked a blundering Boris Johnson as he recreated a spoof press conference with the tagline ‘Stay Alert, Protect Cake, Save Loaves’. The comic, 46, who has superseded Sandi Toksvig asContinue reading “Matt Lucas Imitates A Blundering Boris Johnson”
Meghan and Harry’s Bold Indifference For Royal Impartiality Rules
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle want Joe Biden to become the next President of the United States, although they haven’t actually said that in so many words. But it’s extremely evident from a video message they released via Time magazine which way they want the outcome of the election to go and it’s not inContinue reading “Meghan and Harry’s Bold Indifference For Royal Impartiality Rules”
New Mask Rules In Pubs Will Be Impossible To Police
Pub managers and punters wrestling with new coronavirus rules which make masks mandatory have cautioned Boris Johnson that enforcement will be difficult. The Prime Minister has now tightened constraints on the hospitality sector for six months by inflicting a 10 pm curfew across England from Thursday and limiting business exclusively to table service. Speaking inContinue reading “New Mask Rules In Pubs Will Be Impossible To Police”
Raab Warns Second National Shutdown Is On The Cards
Angry Tory MPs have turned on authoritarian Boris Johnson as he ordered the British people to obey his draconian new coronavirus restrictions or face an economically devastating second national lockdown. The panicking Prime Minister warned Britons last night they face a long difficult winter of police implemented curbs on their freedoms, saying the alternative wasContinue reading “Raab Warns Second National Shutdown Is On The Cards”
Has Sweden beaten coronavirus?
According to an expert, Sweden has defeated coronavirus by refusing to close the country down and achieving herd immunity. The Scandinavian nation was the only country in Europe not to introduce stringent lockdown measures at the beginning of the pandemic, but scientists think that this may have helped it sidestep a second wave of COVIDContinue reading “Has Sweden beaten coronavirus?”
Boris Johnson Hits Reverse
Boris Johnson has unveiled a major crackdown on normal life in a bid to stop a second surge of the coronavirus. He will drop his back to work drive, announce constraints on socialising and levy a 10 pm curfew on bars and restaurants from Thursday. Pubs and other outlets will be permitted to serve seatedContinue reading “Boris Johnson Hits Reverse”
All Camouflage Has Gone – Harry And Meghan Have No Royal Future
For more than a year, it’s been the millstone around Prince Harry’s neck, a gold plated slice of taxpayers’ generosity that stank of privilege and entitlement, but to Harry and Meghan, the £2.4 million of public money, our money, that was lavished on remodelling Frogmore Cottage, only for it to be shattered and abandoned alongContinue reading “All Camouflage Has Gone – Harry And Meghan Have No Royal Future”
Downing Street Denies Claims That Boris Johnson Enjoyed A Secret Excursion To Perugia Last Weekend
Downing Street has denied an Italian newspaper’s assertion that Boris Johnson enjoyed a secret jaunt to Perugia last weekend as Brexit and coronavirus gripped the United Kingdom. La Repubblica cites an official statement from the Umbrian airport dated September 17 which stated that Boris Johnson travelled through in the last few days and a sourceContinue reading “Downing Street Denies Claims That Boris Johnson Enjoyed A Secret Excursion To Perugia Last Weekend”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 