Prisoners have been bitten by venomous spiders and rats, according to a report highlighting ‘dangerous’ conditions behind bars. The Independent Monitoring Boards (IMB) said false widow spiders bit prisoners at HMP Bullingdon, near Bicester, Oxon, after disturbing them during building work. At HMP Hollesley Bay, in Woodbridge, Suffolk, a prisoner was bitten by a ratContinue reading “Inmates Bitten By Venomous Spiders And Rats”
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2025 Bank Holiday Planned
In honour of the 80th anniversary of the Second World War’s conclusion, Britain will gain a new bank holiday next year, complete with a long four-day weekend. The major celebration will be marking the heroics of the ‘Greatest Generation’ who fought against Hitler and the Nazis in Europe and Africa, and Imperial Japan in Asia. According to reports,Continue reading “2025 Bank Holiday Planned”
Trump Will Kick Out Transgender Troops
President-elect Donald Trump reportedly plans to issue an executive order on his ‘first day in office’ to ban transgender members of the military. The controversial order would cause as many as 15,000 active service members to be ‘medically discharged’ – deeming them unfit to serve, according to The Times. According to the Times, Trump plans to sign the executive orderContinue reading “Trump Will Kick Out Transgender Troops”
‘Snowflake’ University Students And Rowing Team Row
‘Mr Floppy’ was one of the arbitrary titles given to members of a university rowing club known for producing Olympians. After learning that rowers were grouped into columns on a purported “toughness sheet” and given names like “Rock Hard” and “Morning Wood,” “Snowflake” students are locked in a dispute with Oxford Brookes University Boat Club.Continue reading “‘Snowflake’ University Students And Rowing Team Row”
Emergency Closure Of Westminster Bridge
Just meters from the Houses of Parliament, a man was assaulted in front of appalled visitors, prompting police to surround Westminster Bridge. According to early accounts, he had been stabbed. However, the Metropolitan Police later said that during a struggle, he experienced a cardiac arrest. Officers were called to Westminster Bridge at about 10.45 amContinue reading “Emergency Closure Of Westminster Bridge”
Courageous Police Tackle Gun-Carrying E-Biker
A man has been imprisoned for five years after police caught him carrying a gun in his backpack. Antonio Balu, 25, sped down Soho Road in Birmingham on the black bike before quick-thinking officers knocked him off balance as he rode past. When West Midlands Police officers noticed Balu wearing a sweatshirt in the sweltering 25°C heatContinue reading “Courageous Police Tackle Gun-Carrying E-Biker”
Benefits Will Be Lost If People Refuse To Work
When asked twice today if young people’s benefits would be reduced if they declined to accept employment or training, a cabinet minister squirmed. Work and Pensions Secretary Liz Kendall eventually committed to the move after a toe-curling discussion on Sky News over Labour’s new welfare crackdown. Keir Starmer has promised “sweeping changes,” including a crackdown on cheatersContinue reading “Benefits Will Be Lost If People Refuse To Work”
The Third World War Has Begun
Due to the blatant military assistance of Vladimir Putin’s despotic allies, China, Iran, and North Korea, Ukraine’s former military leader has warned that World War Three is already underway. Valery Zaluzhny, who is now Ukraine’s envoy to the United Kingdom, told the UP100 award ceremony in Kyiv: ‘I believe that in 2024 we can absolutely believe that theContinue reading “The Third World War Has Begun”
David Lammy Pledged To Support Israeli PM Netanyahu After ICC Issued A Warrant For Gaza Crimes Against Humanity
After the Israeli Prime Minister was issued an international arrest warrant for “war crimes” in Gaza, Downing Street refused to rule out that Benjamin Netanyahu would be detained if he travelled to Britain. The International Criminal Court, which Foreign Secretary David Lammy last month said the UK ‘supports’, today issued warrants for Netanyahu and his former defenceContinue reading “David Lammy Pledged To Support Israeli PM Netanyahu After ICC Issued A Warrant For Gaza Crimes Against Humanity”
In Ukraine War, Britain Is ‘Directly Involved’
Russia’s ambassador to the UK has declared that Ukraine’s use of Storm Shadow missiles on Russian territory means Britain ‘is now directly involved in this war’. ‘This firing cannot happen without NATO staff, British staff as well,’ Andrei Kelin told Sky News – a day after British-made rockets battered a military base in Russia’s Kursk region. HisContinue reading “In Ukraine War, Britain Is ‘Directly Involved’”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 