Why are people moving out of London? People are moving out of London because the city’s basically become that ex who thinks they’re still irresistible while charging £2,300 a month for a broom cupboard. London’s so pricey even the pigeons are planning a move, and everyone else is just escaping with whatever savings survived theContinue reading “People Aren’t Leaving London — They’re Escaping The Rent”
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Discharged To Die — Queen’s Failed Her
A Hornchurch woman died only days after being discharged from Queen’s Hospital, with a coroner concluding that the care she received in A&E was inadequate and that she should have been admitted. Daisy Lyons, who had complex needs and depended entirely on her family and carers, was taken to Queen’s Hospital in Romford on 28Continue reading “Discharged To Die — Queen’s Failed Her”
When The Council Shrugs, Families Pay The Fall
A preventable death is a failure of duty — a child lost because warnings went unanswered. Aalim Ahmed’s fall from a 15th‑floor kitchen window was a preventable tragedy — a child lost in seconds, after months of warnings that went unanswered. Sahra Osman told the coroner she had repeatedly warned Newham Council about unsafe windowsContinue reading “When The Council Shrugs, Families Pay The Fall”
Hop On… If You Can
Andy Burnham basically walked out this week and said, “Right, that’s it — disabled people can get on the bus whenever they fancy. Midnight? Dawn? After a kebab? Go on then, hop aboard.” It’s like he’s handed out 24/7 golden tickets, except instead of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, it’s the 86 to Piccadilly with aContinue reading “Hop On… If You Can”
Reform: The Rich Rise, The Rest Get Stripped
Voting Reform is like cutting your own lifeboat because you don’t like the people on the next raft. Reform voters: turkeys voting for Christmas — and they’ve already basted themselves. However, Turkeys are way smarter — they’d never vote for the chef holding the carving knife. What do we have to look forward to underContinue reading “Reform: The Rich Rise, The Rest Get Stripped”
Beds For All Rough Sleepers This Winter
Andy Burnham has declared ending rough sleeping his “moral mission”, launching a national drive to offer everyone on the streets a bed this winter — because apparently Britain needs yet another reminder that letting people sleep in doorways isn’t a quirky national tradition. Andy Burnham said the scheme will “get everyone in for Christmas”, rollingContinue reading “Beds For All Rough Sleepers This Winter”
Rayleigh’s Rogue GP: Licence Gone, Still Cracking On
Dr Majdneya was booted from the register after treating 135 patients without a licence, basically doing GP cosplay in Rayleigh as if it were Comic-Con for dodgy clinicians. Dr Jairon Majdneya continued working at Audley Mills Surgery in Rayleigh for almost a month despite knowing she no longer held a licence, a Medical Practitioners TribunalContinue reading “Rayleigh’s Rogue GP: Licence Gone, Still Cracking On”
WAS MARGARET THATCHER A GOOD PRIME MINISTER?
Margaret Thatcher was a divisive but transformative Prime Minister whose free‑market reforms reshaped Britain while leaving deep social scars, according to historians who analyse her legacy. Margaret Thatcher was either the nation’s saviour or its super‑villain, depending on who you’re gossiping with at the bus stop. You could say every PM since Thatcher has takenContinue reading “WAS MARGARET THATCHER A GOOD PRIME MINISTER?”
A Woman Was Left On Hospital Floor For Seven Hours
A woman says she was left in agony on a hospital floor for seven hours after almost collapsing while out shopping. Tammi Radcliffe, 31, almost collapsed from a burst of excruciating stomach pain while picking up groceries in ASDA. She called an ambulance, was given IV paracetamol, and was taken to Royal Preston Hospital inContinue reading “A Woman Was Left On Hospital Floor For Seven Hours”
Council Blunder: Social Home Sold, Rent Explodes, Tenants Told To Feck Off
Social housing tenants are now at risk of homelessness after a Westminster Council blunder allowed 16 supposedly protected homes to be sold off and turned into private rentals. Residents living in Gem House, Marylebone, say their new private landlord has hiked rents to as much as eight times their current payments — telling them toContinue reading “Council Blunder: Social Home Sold, Rent Explodes, Tenants Told To Feck Off”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 