Cabinet minister Grant Shapps insisted the world has moved on from Boris Johnson following the former prime minister’s surprising resignation as an MP. The Energy Secretary tried to prevent damage to the Government from the departure of three Conservative MPs, including Boris Johnson, from Parliament in recent days. Grant Shapps praised the ex-Tory leader’s manyContinue reading “A Thumbs Up From Boris Johnson During His Morning Jog”
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In Advance Of Today’s 4 pm Deadline, Ministers Are Preparing To Take Their Own COVID Inquiry To Court Over Demands For Boris Johnson’s Uncensored WhatsApp Conversations And Diaries
Ministers are gearing up to take the official COVID inquiry to court over its demand they hand over unredacted messages from Boris Johnson by this afternoon. The Cabinet Office is unwilling to meet the 4 pm deadline set by the investigation into how the pandemic was handled to release, in full, the ex-prime minister’s WhatsAppContinue reading “In Advance Of Today’s 4 pm Deadline, Ministers Are Preparing To Take Their Own COVID Inquiry To Court Over Demands For Boris Johnson’s Uncensored WhatsApp Conversations And Diaries”
Fury At Whitehall Staff’s £145 Million Spending Spree
Whitehall civil servants camouflaged sparkling wine acquisitions and five-star hotel catering as ‘bookkeeping services’ and ‘administration’, as part of a £145 million of government debit card spending. Rishi Sunak has been accused of overseeing a shameful chronicle of waste as it was disclosed how officials splurged on booze, luxury furnishings and costly dinners abroad. OppositionContinue reading “Fury At Whitehall Staff’s £145 Million Spending Spree”
Boris Johnson lands £500k advance for his eagerly-awaited memoir covering his time as Prime Minister
The ex-Tory PM’s latest entry in Parliament’s Register of Members’ Interests says he acquired £510,000 as an advance on an upcoming book. The autobiography is set to speak of his dramatic spell in No 10, covering the pandemic, the Partygate scandal and the fighting in Ukraine. Publishers HarperCollins has obtained the rights. Labour PM TonyContinue reading “Boris Johnson lands £500k advance for his eagerly-awaited memoir covering his time as Prime Minister”
Over The Past Decade, The Number Of Police Officers Resigning Early Has Nearly Tripled
Police officers are no longer treating the job as a lifelong career as voluntary resignations have trebled in the last decade. The number of voluntary resignations from the police was 1,158, which accounted for 18 per cent of people leaving the force in 2012. In 2022, the figure had increased to 3,433, or 42 perContinue reading “Over The Past Decade, The Number Of Police Officers Resigning Early Has Nearly Tripled “
In The Absence Of The New Prime Minister, Akshata Murty Supervises The Removal Men
Rishi Sunak’s multi-millionaire wife Akshata Murty has been spotted giving instructions to movers unloading the family’s furniture as the Prime Minister’s press secretary confirmed that they were moving back into No 10 Downing Street. Akshata Murty was looking relaxed in fur sliders, grey leggings, a light grey jumper and a black fluffy gilet, as sheContinue reading “In The Absence Of The New Prime Minister, Akshata Murty Supervises The Removal Men”
We Will Create A Future Worthy Of The Sacrifices So Many Have Made And Fill Tomorrow With Hope
Rishi Sunak gave his first address as Prime Minister. It was one of the longest speeches delivered by a newly appointed Prime Minister in decades. He spoke for five minutes and 56 seconds and promised to fill the future with hope: Good morning, I have just been to Buckingham Palace and accepted His Majesty TheContinue reading “We Will Create A Future Worthy Of The Sacrifices So Many Have Made And Fill Tomorrow With Hope”
Tomorrow, Rishi Sunak Will Have An Audience With King Charles At Buckingham Palace
After a breathless few days of Tory manoeuvring, Rishi Sunak has been confirmed as the United Kingdom’s next Prime Minister. Boris Johnson pulled out of the race last night despite claiming he had 100 nominations from MPs required to run. Penny Mordaunt was the only other remaining hopeful but the Commons Leader failed to makeContinue reading “Tomorrow, Rishi Sunak Will Have An Audience With King Charles At Buckingham Palace”
The Tory leadership Contest Is Over For Boris Johnson
Ex-Prime Minister Boris Johnson has dropped out of the Tory leadership race and was met with a barrage of memes via social media. Twitter users responded with hilarity at the news, following speculation about whether or not Boris Johnson had acquired the required 100 nominations from fellow Conservative MPs. Only sixty-seven Parliamentarians were known forContinue reading “The Tory leadership Contest Is Over For Boris Johnson”
Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying
The Tories hit a new low today as Boris Johnson was accused of lying in the undignified race for No 10. As he flew back from his holiday in a frantic bid to muster support, Labour’s Sir Keir Starmer offered ‘serious, credible change’, saying that the Tories were unable to govern themselves. Boris Johnson claimsContinue reading “Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying”
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