Allies of Jeremy Corbyn are hunting a mole among friends of the ex-Labour leader after the emergence of a photograph showing him breaking coronavirus constraints. Jeremy Corbyn has been mortified by a picture of him at an assemblage of nine people, violating the rule of six that is written in law, which was squealed toContinue reading “Hunt For Leaker After Jeremy Corbyn’s Meal For Nine”
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SAGE Scientists Suggested A Plan For Everyone Over The Age Of 45 To Shield At Home
Scientists advising the Government on coronavirus considered a plan to ask everyone ever the age of 45 years old to shield and it was recommended that those over 45 years old were at greater risk from the virus and more likely to die from it, so could be segmented from the rest of the population.Continue reading “SAGE Scientists Suggested A Plan For Everyone Over The Age Of 45 To Shield At Home”
In The Week Boris Told A Battered Britain It Was In For Another Six Months Of COVID Winter Misery
A news outlet has revealed that Carrie Symonds has enjoyed a five-star holiday in the exclusive Italian resort of Lake Como with her infant Wilfred. However, in the week Boris Johnson told Britons the UK was in for another six months of misery, yet his fiancee has been staying at the £600 a night GrandContinue reading “In The Week Boris Told A Battered Britain It Was In For Another Six Months Of COVID Winter Misery”
Government’s Coronavirus Tracing App Finally Launches
Millions of Britons will be encouraged to download the mobile tracing app which is finally being launched nationwide today, four months late. Health officials hope it will play a vital role in containing the virus at a critical point when cases are on the rise again, but the app is likely to create even moreContinue reading “Government’s Coronavirus Tracing App Finally Launches”
New Mask Rules In Pubs Will Be Impossible To Police
Pub managers and punters wrestling with new coronavirus rules which make masks mandatory have cautioned Boris Johnson that enforcement will be difficult. The Prime Minister has now tightened constraints on the hospitality sector for six months by inflicting a 10 pm curfew across England from Thursday and limiting business exclusively to table service. Speaking inContinue reading “New Mask Rules In Pubs Will Be Impossible To Police”
Has Sweden beaten coronavirus?
According to an expert, Sweden has defeated coronavirus by refusing to close the country down and achieving herd immunity. The Scandinavian nation was the only country in Europe not to introduce stringent lockdown measures at the beginning of the pandemic, but scientists think that this may have helped it sidestep a second wave of COVIDContinue reading “Has Sweden beaten coronavirus?”
Boris Johnson Is Planning An Advertising Campaign To Advise Teachers And Parents About COVID Symptoms
It’s been revealed that the Prime Minister is planning an advertising campaign to inform teachers and parents about coronavirus symptoms. The Government has encountered intense backlash over the test and trace system which has seen those needing tests sent hundreds of miles and told to join lengthy queues at some testing centres while others standContinue reading “Boris Johnson Is Planning An Advertising Campaign To Advise Teachers And Parents About COVID Symptoms”
As if Brexit And Coronavirus Were Not Enough
Boris Johnson’s close friends and colleagues say the subdued and sullen Prime Minister is stressing and whining about money after his earnings shrank from over £350,000 a year down to £150,000. And those in contact with Boris Johnson claim the embattled premier, usually sociable and spirited, has distress etched on his face, as he floundersContinue reading “As if Brexit And Coronavirus Were Not Enough”
Boris Johnson Labels Brussels Acrimonious
Boris Johnson has risked a further confrontation with the EU by claiming Brussels is not acting in good faith over Britain’s Brexit deal and the Prime Minister’s comments came as he saw the resignation of Senior Law Officer, Lord Keen after he was forced into a compromise over contentious plans to break international law byContinue reading “Boris Johnson Labels Brussels Acrimonious”
Millionaire Rishi Sunak Refuses To Say If £95 Sick Pay Is Enough To Live On
Millionaire Chancellor Rishi Sunak has refused to say if the UK’s £95 a week sick pay rate is enough to live on as Labour urged the top Tory to put himself in the shoes of low paid workers who face choosing between rent and food if they’re forced into self-isolation. And he was urged toContinue reading “Millionaire Rishi Sunak Refuses To Say If £95 Sick Pay Is Enough To Live On”
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