Jeremy Hunt on Monday promised to trigger a No Deal Brexit on September 30 if the EU does not budge on talks. He exchanged taunts with leadership opponent Boris Johnson after stepping up his bid to win over Tory members, and that a cliff edge departure would be one we would regret for generations. And,Continue reading “Jeremy Hunt Vows To Trigger No Deal Brexit”
Category Archives: Boris Johnson
Cabinet Minister’s Salary Not Enough
Boris Johnson has told friends his minister’s salary of £141,405 a year is not enough to live on. The Foreign Secretary told friends his yearly earnings were inadequate because of his extensive family responsibilities. The Tory MP has four children with his second wife, Marina Wheeler. He also fathered a daughter during an affair withContinue reading “Cabinet Minister’s Salary Not Enough”
NHS Hospital Charges £18k For Hip Op
NHS hospital chiefs have sparked fury by charging for operations that were free, and now Warrington and Halton Hospitals Trust will offer you a new hip for £18,143 amongst a list of 71 other expensive private treatments, and this is a total disgrace because desperate patients are being left in agony because they can’t affordContinue reading “NHS Hospital Charges £18k For Hip Op”
Millionaire Tory Benefactor Demands Boris Johnson Come Clean
A top Tory contributor has said Boris Johnson must answer questions about his family life and the domestic disturbance with girlfriend Carrie Symond’s if he wants to be Prime Minister. John Griffin, the taxi magnate who founded Addison Lee, said Boris Johnson needed to answer questions about the number of children he has and whatContinue reading “Millionaire Tory Benefactor Demands Boris Johnson Come Clean”
Boris Johnson Branded A Racist
Boris Johnson had an unhappy birthday as he was branded a racist unfit for office, and while the former Foreign Secretary managed to tighten his grasp on the Tory crown in the latest leadership vote, the Mirror Chicken brought him down a peck or two as he proceeded to evade some big questions. Boris Johnson,Continue reading “Boris Johnson Branded A Racist”
Boris Johnson Finally Surfaces
Submarine Boris Johnson is finally surfacing to launch his Tory leadership campaign, and the blonde-haired Brexiteer Buffon is currently the frontrunner for 10 Downing Street. Yes, that’s the same MP who jeopardised incarcerated mum Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe in Iran, called black people “piccaninnies”, rugby tackled a 10-year-old boy on a business trip, accused the President ofContinue reading “Boris Johnson Finally Surfaces”
Furious Nigel Farage Loses His Temper
Nigel Farage fought to restrain his annoyance on Good Morning Britain after host Charlotte Hawkins pointed out a problem with Brexit stats, as the Brexit Party emerged as a definite victor of the European elections with a third of the vote and Nigel Farage stating that he would end his sobriety with a beer toContinue reading “Furious Nigel Farage Loses His Temper”
Keeping Abreast Of Things!
The world of politics, diplomacy and celebrity has responded with a fusion of amusement and horror when it comes to Boris Johnson, and his track record when it comes to interacting with other cultures is patchy, to say the least, and politicians throughout the world will no doubt be fascinated by the possibility of workingContinue reading “Keeping Abreast Of Things!”
Boris Johnson Plots Quickie Divorce
Boris Johnson wants a divorce inside six weeks as he ventures to be Prime Minister. The bookies favourite has been negotiating with wife Marina so he can move on with girlfriend Carrie Symonds and even move her into Downing Street if he gains the leadership battle. Ex-Tory spin doctor Carrie, 24 years younger than BorisContinue reading “Boris Johnson Plots Quickie Divorce”
Theresa May In Tears
Theresa May’s smiling face as she drove to a meeting with Tory MPs quickly turned to thunder after backbenchers demanded she finally quit amid the Brexit chaos, and the emotional confrontation left the Prime Minister visibly unsettled, but as she grappled with her emotions, up stepped pretentious Boris Johnson to announce he was ready toContinue reading “Theresa May In Tears”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 