A top Boris Johnson ally has lashed out at Dave for calling the Prime Minister a real racist at the BRITs. Home Secretary Priti Patel stated the claim was complete rubbish and maintained no one could level the allegation against the Tory leader before meeting him personally. Rapper Dave used his performance to yield politically-chargedContinue reading “Boris Johnson Ally Lashes Out At Rapper”
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No 10 Refuses To Say If Boris Johnson Thinks That Black People Are Inferior Mentally
Number 10 repeatedly declined to clarify if Boris Johnson’s beliefs on eugenics and whether black people are intellectually inferior which came following a series of incendiary remarks made by a recently appointed advisor. Andrew Sabisky is perceived to have been appointed in response to senior aide Dominic Cummings advertising for misfits and weirdos to workContinue reading “No 10 Refuses To Say If Boris Johnson Thinks That Black People Are Inferior Mentally”
Johnson and Cummings Face Backlash
Boris Johnson faces mounting requests to launch an ethics inquiry into a top aide who dramatically fired a young adviser to the Chancellor. Dominic Cummings faces a turbulent backlash over his removal of 27-year-old Treasury aide Sonia Khan. The special advisor, who before worked for pro-EU Philip Hammond, was escorted out of 10 Downing StreetContinue reading “Johnson and Cummings Face Backlash”
Tory Ministers Blow £100k On Propaganda
Ministers have been accused of spending more than £100,000 on a propaganda website about school funding. The novel site seems to be a bid to compete with SchoolCuts, a search engine that enables parents to see how much money their children’s school budget has been cut but unlike SchoolCuts, which is managed by teaching unions,Continue reading “Tory Ministers Blow £100k On Propaganda”
Boris Johnson’s Government – Well, Seriously!
Boris Johnson’s government is seriously looking at a foolish plan to build a 25-mile bridge to Northern Ireland and Downing Street maintained that the £15 billion plan isn’t a pipe dream despite it drawing extensive ridicule. Boris Johnson’s record is littered with abandoned projects, from the much smaller 366-metre Garden Bridge, rejected by the LondonContinue reading “Boris Johnson’s Government – Well, Seriously!”
Ambassador of China Accusing UK Conservative MPs of Witch Hunt
The Chinese ambassador to the UK has attacked Tory MPs of mounting a witch-hunt after they raised concerns about Boris Johnson’s proposal to allow Huawei access to the 5G network. Liu Xiaoming praised ministers for their good decision to let the Chinese tech colossus to build some non-sensitive parts of the new infrastructure. The PrimeContinue reading “Ambassador of China Accusing UK Conservative MPs of Witch Hunt”
Boris Johnson Introduces A New Visa
Boris Johnson has been accused of a marketing stunt after unveiling a new visa to attract top brains to the United Kingdom. The Prime Minister is starting a Global Talent scheme to attract the world’s leading scientist, researchers and mathematicians, and he’ll boast it has a fast track application system and no cap on theContinue reading “Boris Johnson Introduces A New Visa”
DWP Blasted By Amy Winehouse’s Mum As She Demands Urgent Benefit Changes
Amy Winehouse’s mother argued Boris Johnson to stop the sickening treatment of disabled welfare claimants as Janis Winehouse presented a 21,000 signature petition to Downing Street, with campaigners demanding a response from the Prime Minister. They’re asking for Boris Johnson to fix the process for claiming Personal Independence Payments (PIP). The benefit, which succeeded DisabilityContinue reading “DWP Blasted By Amy Winehouse’s Mum As She Demands Urgent Benefit Changes”
Boris Johnson wants £ 500,000 to Bong Big Ben on Brexit Night
Boris Johnson has called on Brits to crowdfund up to £5000,000 so Big Ben can bong at the moment of Brexit. The Prime Minister announced he’s drawing up plans to bung a bob for Parliament’s famous bell to ring out at 11pm on January 31 and scores of Tory MPs have been asking for theContinue reading “Boris Johnson wants £ 500,000 to Bong Big Ben on Brexit Night”
Boris Johnson Refuses To Say If Meghan’s Coverage Is Racist
Boris Johnson has declined to say if coverage of the Duchess of Sussex is racist as he was questioned on the Royal row gripping the United Kingdom but Boris was certain that they’re going to sort this out but declined to discuss it any further. Home Secretary Priti Patel dismissed there’d been racism inContinue reading “Boris Johnson Refuses To Say If Meghan’s Coverage Is Racist”
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