Reform UK was accused of having ‘no plan for reforming anything’ after a poll suggested Nigel Farage’s party was just two points behind the Tories. Conservative ministers lashed out, saying it was easy for Mr Farage and his party to shout from the sidelines but ‘these guys don’t even have a policy’. And in a boost for RishiContinue reading “Nigel Farage’s Reform UK Accused Of Having ‘No Plans To Reform Anything’”
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Apples And Pears: Rishi Sunak
Rishi Sunak will advise Britain to plant more apples and pears because he believes that the security of the nation might be jeopardised by an overreliance on food imports. The Prime Minister will use a food summit in Downing Street to tell farmers they are ‘vital to the security and fabric of our country’. But he willContinue reading “Apples And Pears: Rishi Sunak”
After Brutal Losses In Council And Mayoral Elections, Rishi Sunak Admits Tories May Not Win General Election
Following the party’s crushing defeat in council and mayoral elections, Rishi Sunak has conceded that the Tories may not win the general election. The Prime Minister claimed Britain is heading for a hung parliament when he sends the country to the polls, as he warned about the ‘disaster’ of a Labour-led coalition. A new chapterContinue reading “After Brutal Losses In Council And Mayoral Elections, Rishi Sunak Admits Tories May Not Win General Election”
Is There Going To Be A General Election On November 14th?
In response to rumours that the Prime Minister may postpone holding a general election until mid-November, Sir Keir Starmer attacked Rishi Sunak today for placing “vanity before nation.” The head of Labour implied that Mr Sunak intended to stay in Downing Street for two years before he called on Britons to vote. The PM thisContinue reading “Is There Going To Be A General Election On November 14th?”
Rishi Sunak Reveals General Election Will Be Held ‘In The Second Half Of The Year’
Today, Rishi Sunak took action to put an end to hysterical rumours regarding a general election in May. The PM insisted his ‘working assumption’ is that he will call the poll ‘in the second half of this year’. The clarification came as Mr Sunak hit the road in the Midlands, with a long year ofContinue reading “Rishi Sunak Reveals General Election Will Be Held ‘In The Second Half Of The Year’”
James Cleverly Apologizes For Making A Joke About Giving His Wife Rohypnol Every Night
Only hours after declaring a crackdown on spiking, James Cleverly has apologised for jokes about giving his wife a date-rape medication every night. According to a newspaper outlet, the Home Secretary made the casual comments during a Downing Street reception, telling female guests that having “a little bit of Rohypnol in her drink every night”Continue reading “James Cleverly Apologizes For Making A Joke About Giving His Wife Rohypnol Every Night”
Tomorrow, Rishi Sunak Will Have An Audience With King Charles At Buckingham Palace
After a breathless few days of Tory manoeuvring, Rishi Sunak has been confirmed as the United Kingdom’s next Prime Minister. Boris Johnson pulled out of the race last night despite claiming he had 100 nominations from MPs required to run. Penny Mordaunt was the only other remaining hopeful but the Commons Leader failed to makeContinue reading “Tomorrow, Rishi Sunak Will Have An Audience With King Charles At Buckingham Palace”
Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying
The Tories hit a new low today as Boris Johnson was accused of lying in the undignified race for No 10. As he flew back from his holiday in a frantic bid to muster support, Labour’s Sir Keir Starmer offered ‘serious, credible change’, saying that the Tories were unable to govern themselves. Boris Johnson claimsContinue reading “Boris Johnson Accused Of Lying”
According To A Poll, Prince Harry Should Be ‘Banned’ From The Royal Family If His Memoir Damages The Firm
King Charles III reportedly won’t invite Prince Harry to his Coronation if his book attacks Camilla, the Queen Consort. Prince Harry should be expelled from the Royal Family if his memoir harms the Firm, according to a poll. Carried out between October 12 and 13 with 1,624 respondents, TECHNE UK found nearly seven in 10Continue reading “According To A Poll, Prince Harry Should Be ‘Banned’ From The Royal Family If His Memoir Damages The Firm”
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