A countess has had to atone for the pong after her country estate sprayed human faeces onto the fields. Locals said the smell was like rotting fish and ammonia and stopped them from sunbathing in their gardens. Countess Bathurst, of grade I listed Cirencester Park in Gloucestershire, the second wife of the 9th Earl Bathurst,Continue reading “Countess who Raised A Stink”
Author Archives: Angela Lloyd
It Wasn’t Their Finest Hour
A charity named after Sir Winston Churchill has provoked anger by rebranding itself criticising his opinions on race with one furious official stating that it beggars belief that the man who saved his nation in our darkest hour finds himself cancelled in this way. The Winston Churchill Memorial Trust has removed images of the wartimeContinue reading “It Wasn’t Their Finest Hour”
A Professor At Portland State University Resigns
A Portland State University professor has resigned in a scathing public letter in which he slammed the university for not allowing any kind of thinking that doesn’t suit its liberal agenda, calling it a social justice factory that drives intolerance of divergent beliefs. Peter Boghossian was a full-time assistant professor of philosophy at Portland StateContinue reading “A Professor At Portland State University Resigns”
An HR Advisor Was Dismissed For Complaining
An HR advisor who said he had been left astounded and disappointed after getting only three chicken nuggets for lunch has been awarded over £5,000 after he was dismissed for complaining. Dissatisfied Steven Smith, 30, had been upset at the size of the £1.99 portion he was given in the office canteen of the companyContinue reading “An HR Advisor Was Dismissed For Complaining”
Are Taxpayers Going To Get Anything Back For The Extra £10 Billion Spent On The NHS?
British taxpayers were informed today that Boris Johnson’s manifesto busting £30 billion NHS handout will be eaten up permanently by the health service, with waiting lists and delays here to stay. The Prime Minister promised the additional £10 billion a year to clear the enormous backlog that has accumulated during the pandemic, on top ofContinue reading “Are Taxpayers Going To Get Anything Back For The Extra £10 Billion Spent On The NHS?”
Kamala Harris Frees Domestic Abuser In Minneapolis
An alleged Minneapolis domestic abuser has been arrested and charged with murder he’s said to have carried out weeks after being released thanks to a bail fund backed by Vice President Kamala Harris. George Howard, 48, was bailed out by the Minnesota Freedom Fund (MFF) on August 6 after being held on $11,500 on chargesContinue reading “Kamala Harris Frees Domestic Abuser In Minneapolis”
A Variant Of ‘Mu’ Has Been Identified In Every State In The US Excluding Nebraska
The ‘Mu’ variant of COVID 19 which scientists fear could be more transmissible than Delta, has now been discovered in all US states except for Nebraska. Florida and California have reported 384 variant cases, the highest numbers amongst the 49 infected US states. Los Angeles County reported close to half of the California cases withContinue reading “A Variant Of ‘Mu’ Has Been Identified In Every State In The US Excluding Nebraska”
Our Homes Would Have Stayed Under The £80,000 Social Care Cap
Families have told of their suffering at losing their homes to pay for social care as Boris Johnson plans to unveil his tax invasion to fix the mess. The Prime Minister will today brace Britain for a manifesto busting £10 billion tax invasion as he defies critics by driving up national insurance on 25 millionContinue reading “Our Homes Would Have Stayed Under The £80,000 Social Care Cap”
As 9/11 Nears Its 20th Anniversary
This Saturday is the 20th anniversary of 9/11, one of the darkest days in American history. To mark the event, President Joe Biden will travel to Ground Zero in New York where the Twin Towers were demolished, to Virginia where a plane was flown into the Pentagon, and to a field in Shanksville, Pennsylvania whereContinue reading “As 9/11 Nears Its 20th Anniversary”
There Were Nineteen Positive Tests For Cocaine And Cannabis In One Regiment
A group of nineteen soldiers from one squadron have tested positive for cocaine and cannabis in the army’s biggest-ever drugs bust. Sources revealed that the squaddies from the 1st Battalion, Yorkshire Regiment had been taking the drugs at the barracks and their home. The majority were soldiers of Private rank but at least one wasContinue reading “There Were Nineteen Positive Tests For Cocaine And Cannabis In One Regiment”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 