Boris Johnson has drafted stringent new measures to stop the spread of the coronavirus, including a prohibition on public gatherings of more than two people. He stated that people should only leave their home to exercise once a day, travel to and from work, where necessary, shop for basic items and fulfil any medical orContinue reading “Losing Public Goodwill”
Category Archives: Boris Johnson
Coronavirus Has Left Boris Johnson Haunted
Boris Johnson has been left looking troubled by the rapidly worsening outbreak of coronavirus across the United Kingdom as he realises the choices he makes now will determine his time in office. The Prime Minister has been criticised for advocating a less vigorous approach to closing outlets and banning large scale events than countries inContinue reading “Coronavirus Has Left Boris Johnson Haunted”
Boris, Shaken But Not Stirred
Boris Johnson has no idea what to do when it comes to the Coronavirus and he’s scratching his head and his butt, not knowing what to do, and he unquestionably hasn’t shaken any hand of someone with Coronavirus, even though he kind of made out that he did. If he’s to keep this virus fromContinue reading “Boris, Shaken But Not Stirred”
Bullying Cover-Up Fury
Boris Johnson, was the subject of accusation for the covering up of bullies after he insisted that he was sticking by Priti Patel following the numerous allegations against the Home Secretary and Jeremy Corbyn called Boris Johnson a part-time Prime Minister in a feisty exchange. The Prime Minister said an investigation was taking place intoContinue reading “Bullying Cover-Up Fury”
Bonking Boris
It’s been announced that the UK Prime Minister is to become a father for the sixth time, and will be the first Prime Minister in almost 200 years to marry while in office. Boris Johnson and PR executive Carrie Symonds, 31, his live-in lover, broke the news of their happy double, and this is whatContinue reading “Bonking Boris”
Boris Johnson Acknowledges That £111 A Month Is Not Enough To Survive On Universal Credit
Boris Johnson has agreed that £111 a month of Universal Credit isn’t enough to survive on after being faced with the frightful case of a pregnant woman. The Tory leader, who previously called his £250,000 newspaper salary as chicken feed confessed after he was quizzed by SNP MP Mhairi Black. Mhairi Black raised theContinue reading “Boris Johnson Acknowledges That £111 A Month Is Not Enough To Survive On Universal Credit”
US private Healthcare Company Handed Over £7 Million
A US healthcare firm praised by Donald Trump has been given £7 million to help the NHS distinguish its most costly patients, and it’s running a nine-month programme to teach managers to classify people according to their risk of illness. The move has sparked concerns that more could be turned down for ops because ofContinue reading “US private Healthcare Company Handed Over £7 Million”
Jeremy Corbyn Meets Families Who Were Hit By Floods
Jeremy Corbyn visited flood-hit families while Boris Johnson proceeded to evade demands to see for himself the destruction unleashed by Storm Dennis. The Prime Minister was also still resisting requests to trigger a COBRA meeting to organise attempts to assist householders battered by the destruction. The Labour leader toured flood-damaged homes in Rhydyfelin near PontypriddContinue reading “Jeremy Corbyn Meets Families Who Were Hit By Floods”
Priti Patel Left Officials Trembling
Merciless Priti Patel left officials trembling with her demanding behaviour as a Minister, and the Home Secretary has been accused of attempting to expel a senior civil servant, as her department was plunged into a tumultuous bullying row. The Home Secretary reportedly demanded the removal of her permanent secretary Sir Philip Rutnam, who’s said toContinue reading “Priti Patel Left Officials Trembling”
Dominic Cummings Allegedly Playing God
Boris Johnson’s top aide said Brexit could free up Britain to engineer questionable gene research, and Dominic has prophesied new techniques that will revolutionise IVF, allowing would-be parents to avoid embryos with disease risks and cognitive problems. In a 4,000-word blog last February about genomic prediction, he asked Britain to push the boundaries of theContinue reading “Dominic Cummings Allegedly Playing God”
THE MONTHLY MOSQUITO 